jozzana:

why cant a cursor go through the top or the left of the screen but it can the right and the bottom??????

these things haunt me at night

rosesuxx:

how the fuck am i supposed to make life decisions i’m not even sure i want to be alive

mirrortraffic:

NEW DEVELOPMENTS

apparently my mom is not even home

and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service

I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES

asianmochi:

do you ever have a sudden burst of love for your friends but love like platonic love, you feel just so happy being around them and you’re so glad you’re friend with them, you want to cling to them forever and scream but it would be weird so you just sit there and die a little inside

heysammy:

woah girl are you from france ‘cause

madamn

populardad:

“aw, the spider is more scared of you than you are of it!” 

are u fukin sure

m3ow-for-peace:

I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

bobbryars:

on TV everyone loves the sarcastic asshole but in real life that isn’t how it works i blame television for all my problems 

internetexplorers:

[ANGRILY DOES ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AT ALL]

vvorldwideweb:

tbh i still dont know why anyone would look at me and think “i want to know that person”