buttfuckingbrothers:

[AGGRESSIVELY DOESN’T MAKE ANY ATTEMPT AT INTERACTION BUT STILL WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND]

couldve:

oh so you brought your beats headphones to school but didnt bring a pencil 

tvvink:

don’t forget the four h’s of puberty kids!

hungry

horny

hideous

horribly depressed

dickspeightjr:

dickspeightjr:

what did hitler say right before he died

i did nazi that coming

just kidding hitler killed himself

shialebuffalo:

shialebuffalo:

i like mcdonalds french fries better than the burgers

i actually like mcdonalds french fries better than most people

my mirror’s telling me yes but my webcam’s telling me no

cumbersome11:

“your friend is hot” story of my life

cokeflow:

Maybe I am maybelline 

kardashitans:

do u ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs

theyellowbrickroad:

LAUGH AT ALL OF MY JOKES OR GET OUT OF MY LIFE